Baldi x Reader

Chapter 1: Mooorning

this is definitely not how to write a fanfic lmfaoo im screwed as hell, no sexual content cuz i hate that and im a major antisex propaganda. dont be scared 2 give me criticism 

insert intro here, yall know i like baldi, and u all also should expect something from the bald lover that is.

You're yn anyways, you got no gender you chose what u r dawg

also in my bbieal au theres like a daycare, its nothing really special, it's just a room with toys and stuff, like an average daycare room

You're 29 years old, your roommate with your awesome platonic friend named Janitor 30 years old but you can call him Sweep. At some point you were wondering if theres a job you can apply with a decent amount of salary and atleast in a environment with a community of people you can enjoy with and make friends

anyways uhm YN pov

I woke up at whateever time at a good ass friday, and I can't wait no more for the weekends to start. make up my bed, washed my face, and now eating breakfast. Jani Sweep came into the dining room quietly, stretching then scrubbing his hairlocs and yawning. "Hmmmggg Mornin, Y/N."

"You slept well hng?" he continued wrapping his arm around my neck. I flinched a little, on the other hand I was surprised he woke up early. "oh, srry. Did i scare you?" he questioned in a soft raspy tone or morning tone whatever it is

"Ah just a little! no worries. I just didn't expect you to wake up early."

"But yeah, I slept well. Did you had a nice sleep or.. sweep? (horrible ass sans pun)
I just can't wait for the weekends to start though." I replied

"Hnng Yawn. I love your terrible morning puns, Y/N. But I'm glad you slept well, but I did. Just a bit tired I guess."

"What about the weekends though?" He questioned, nuzzling on top of my head

I rolled my eyes "Well, It's really nothing much actually, it's just me finding a job." I stretched then rubbing his hair as his head nuzzles on top of mine

Sweep's eye slightly widened "oh? what happened to your job at that..."

"I kinda quit working at a restaurant, a lot of the workers want me to cover their shift. and not to mention how it was near a road and of course the cars are noisy as hell. Especially motorcycles."

I continued on.

"and I don't even wanna attempt finding another restaurant or a convenience store, I'm loosing hope. Even if i try to apply different job either I get declined or one day the salary slowly decreases and it stays like that for months." (does this even happen inr eal life actually id ont care i am finding excuses for this fanfic to exist -writer) I sighed

"and don't even mention how sometimes most of the workers tend to be gone. I swear, every single place i used work has the same kind of people."

"I can't tell if I'm impatient or something, probably am. Good thing is, I was fired. Especially of course the salary was low anyways. I was thinking about working as a daycare worker or teacher, due to me kind of miss the feeling of being a babysitter." i know you probably hate babies orsomething but just flow with it the only here that matters is that youre gonna kiss baldi soon

"But I feel like that won't fit me, like, You know, i wish this kind of job exist. It's most likely to be a teacher, but like less community."

"I want a job that take cares of random ass kids as long they're not annoying and not push thier skibidi shit onto my face while also me hanging around and interact with other workers I'm about to get know with or have common with. But also not much of a big community like a whole ass 40 people you know."

"Does that even exist? what do i even want, I wish that was a real school community, if so i would work at there. And don't mention about how I long I have to get to those places. It takes 30 or 50 minutes to arrive at some of those workplace I used to work at, I gotta get up at 6 or 5 too."

Sweep pondered himself, "Hmm, you sure are puzzled. I also love how you just ranted to me about all that" he chuckled

thank you y/n for the 3 minute rant, very awesome

'teacher, daycare, school.' from Sweep's POV.

I sighed once again "I always am anyways." There was a silence for a few seconds, Sweep then teases "But, what If i told you I worked as a janitor at a schoolplace like that?"

"WAIT. Really? You're joking." I scoffed

"Nah, you're just crazy to even believe me." he smugged

"but ya never told me you had a job." I went on

"Wait- " I suddenly had a split moment

But, then again you do leave the weekdays for 5 hours? And.. aren't you just hanging out with your friends or." I think for a few seconds

"I mean, at School." his smug look stays. 

There was a silence between us, as i tried to remember when was the time he told me about his new job. But then, he mentioned

"Aww yea, I forgot to tell you about my new job! I got accepted in few months ago. Sorry, I forgot. But yeah, maybe we can work together at that place? The teachers would love you!" he went close to me and nuzzled me once again before releasing his arms around my neck

I was in a treat. "Oh WOW!! You actually have a job! How nice. And wow, dream job come true, how many workers are there?" I was asked along with teasing him, but I also doubted him.

he walks to the kitchen counter and Hmph!-ed jokingly "Meanie. But hm. 1 chill principal, 2 cool teachers. and finally, 1 awesome fantastic 10/10 handsome, gorgeous, sharp janitor who else but me?" he scoffs boastfully in a joking manner

I giggled at his joke. "I wish i had your confidence."

realization then shot me after he specified the amount of workers (?) at that place. "WAIT, That much of people?!.. If then, How much students are there? Theres only 2 subjects for the school then." my dumbass was starting to believe in him

"5 students." he gets a box of cereal and a milk, a bowl and a spoon from the kitchen cabinet and the fridge "or actually more than that, but less than 8. I think. pretty sure i remember at some point some kid is hiding near the forest of that school, when it was camping I think." he continued

'what. a hiding kid? near the forest?' "that much? that sounds like a private school to me." I assumed "so, that means theres less people in each year/grade then." I continued

"Nah, its a public school. It's like a private school though because of the less teachers and uh, years. right students. more of a daycare though, but not actually? theres a daycare room though but it's at a school of course, but also with of kids and teens. Not much people around here know about the place. Since it's like a forest without trees" he pulls a chair and sit at the table in front of Y/N

he pulled his flip phone out and showed me a picture at the school, maybe he wasn't lying nor joking this time wow. still surprised he got a job, But then again, Janitor? No wonder, i was wondering where our broom was, I'm assuming sweep, he took it to the school.

But huh, the school looked odd though. who cares at least i'm getting a job, im mr krabbing that cash

I was amazed and ask "Wow uh, I never heard a place like that before. Can i apply the job in this weekend?" 

He shrugged "Sure thing." and starts eating his cereal

"hmm, did you made any friends there?" I asked

"Absolutely. I love the teachers there, they're so nice and cuddlish. You should try hugging the principle and the teacher soon." he replied

"Weird suggestion, but i can try. Thanks i guess" I mumbled

"hmm, do you wanna apply it at like, Saturday or sunday?" Sweep asked

"Uh, Sunday. So I can prepare myself and get ready for monday, I don't wanna do it at Saturday, bleeh its too early for me"

"Oh right i forgot uhh how much are you getting paid there?"

"15-20 bucks per hour. But most of the time 18." he replied

"but hm, alright Saturday alright noted"

this is so awkward bye -author

At Saturday

me and sweep were watching a TV eating chips at an evening after already messaging the principle about applying.
Sweep exclaimed "Oooh Y/N, The principal replied."

I turn my head at him

"He said we gotta be there at Sunday,  we have to meet him in person so like you can get a tour around the school. so that you can teach and actually um start the job at monday"

"Ah cool, oki. thank uu"

ok gonna stop it here cause i thinkg its gotta be the next chapter for a change ors omethgin semi chapter